I do apologize for my absence. However, I'm back and ready to thrill and enchant you all with nit-picky grammarian humor that I know you're all (all two of you) so fond of. What, you say? Did she just end a sentence with a preposition?
WHY! She did! And she'll do it again, by gum! But never in an academic setting, mind. I haven't completely lost my senses.